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“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”
“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”
*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*
engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit
engineer 2: dick hole
engineer 1: hmm…almost
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
Harley is a gift from God.
This is why Harley is like my all time favorite!
Why did they leave out the best part of this scene?;
The character development of Harley is probably one of the better things DC has done with their characters.
That last line :((((
There is more:
The fact that she actually had a plausible reason for the muzzle makes this even better.
women really be cutting their hair to cope… And you know what it fucking helps
this dude fucks
acoustic surfing
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
Sumthin about chicks with glasses 😍😍😍
my bitch blind and boujee
prescription glasses from gucci 😩🎤Yall wild 😂 I like the energy
me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
557:
so i gotta live? and be ugly?! LMAOOO
You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS
me: hey mom look what i got
mom: it better not be a frog
me:
